“Everyone is getting laid around here but me. Nobody eeeever thinks about the poor orphan boy. Hey, ever hear'a charity?"

Clearing his throat, he took one side step away. “I wouldn’t advise that. You might hurt yourself on my tough exterior.”

“Well that’s a rather odd question from an oddly curious group.

"Goatee. C’mon, you think a little shave will hinderthese good looks? I could grow it back in a week.