“Yes weeeeelll you certainly like your surprises don’t you?Ahem, and thank you. It was my mother’s actually.”
“And aaand… this isn’t a date. Don’t go spreading that around.
I’m married remember?”
"Uh-huh, whatever you say.”
“So! Does that mean you’re gonna wear it? I’m almost certain your mother would love that. After all, it was hers once upon a time, and she would want you in it. And me under it.”